In short, not really. But they are perfect after a long night. Eating one with hash browns and an orange SunKist is awesome. Anything awesome while hanging over is a cure of sorts, kinda.
Your choice of bacon, ham, turkey, or veggies with fresh French bread hot off the griddle, onion, tomato, bell pepper, mayo and melted brick cheese. Dine-in, pick it up, or get it delivered.